Me to Hercules: no lube, no protection, all day, all night, from the kitchen to the toile...

Me to Hercules:

no lube, no protection, all day, all night, from the kitchen to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and on the floor upside down on the floor, in the bed, in the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on the motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, tinging, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, body numbing, back worthy, soul evaporating, sweat rolling, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, month foaming, heavenly awakening, devils tango and id still bounce on it.

(Therapy will probably not work on me)