shampoo burns your bootyhole so bad girl don't use soap as lube now
Oop does it?? My bad but come on, atleast use smth not just their jeez alone (˘･_･˘)
lmao. Its okay, not the first time reading unrealistic stuff. But that bat sh*t looked like it would certainly hurt without an hour long prep haha Σ( ￣□￣||)
it hurts bad girl one time i wanted to have a deeper cleanse so i used soap and boy i had to fist my butt to get it out, hurts really bad haha (well it depends if you use a gentler ph-balanced one)
well you don't gotta worry cuz me and bang chan are in to help you out girl:
1) soap/shampoo = just no your anal walls can get swollen later from all the irritation and you don't want bubbles out of your bootyhole everytime you fart, do you ?
2) oil = well it works well like many people actually prefer oil than lube BUT a heavy-moleculed oil can clog your bootyhole girl esp when he goes DEEP in you like you'd be frothing, smelling like that oil in and out and also oil makes your hole uncomfy later i mean i don't like the feeling of slimy pussy whenever i walk
3) water = JAIL TO EVERYONE WHO USES WATER AS LUBE babyboy we use water to prep, to shit out everything and you wanna have bathtub seggs with me thinking the warm water is enough ??? girl atp you just giving your bottom an enema for him to shit your kids out later (enema usually ends up in water diarrhea cuz too much water inside your anus activates the mucus)
4) honey/syrup/milk = some of y'all weird, i hope the honey on your dick after gets bitten off by ants. a BIG no, never use these.
5) jizz = well you really want his ugly ass kids marinating inside you ??? and also semen is acidic as hell, it irritates the anus and gives you an upset stomach later (also ending up in diarrhea)
6) spit = well it works well but girl be fucking fr ? a) nasty as hell unless it's bang chan b) can run dry quickly so you gotta spit again c) seggs after a big is a big no like i don want your spicy garlicky spit inside me BACK OFF BITCH
7) lube = the only right option like use lube or love gel girl it ain't that pricey to keep your pussy spicy
well, thanks for reading my analysis, i really appreciate it. btw im a boy tho, straight and a top.
Girlll, it's funny af but anyway thanks for advice
I don't usually read long ass comment but I finished this one cuz u made it so funny...thanks for the tip this is informative (▰˘◡˘▰)
Lmao not the bang chan. This was hilarious. But sheeesh I'm learning new stuff
Am i the only one bothered by the fact that they didn't use shampoo or smth as lube. Just two digit prep would make anyone bleed with that bat size.