referring to the butthole as the chrysanthemum gate is wild

Looks like you have never read a Chinese novel, because of censorship thats the normal way to call it

congrats on being worldly and tolerant with blurple prose

Thanks, I looked what was the meaning of burple prose it was funny how a simple sentence changed to a weird paragraph that I will probably need an explanation and get bored if I read more than two pages written like that.
This is the example I saw:
Simple Prose:
He was sad that she left.
Purple Prose:
His crimson heart shattered into a million glittering fragments of despair as her physical form vacated the premises.
Blurple Prose:
The midnight sky wept in tandem with his bleeding soul, drowning the hollow echoes of her phantom touch in a sea of eternal, sapphire misery.

Funny what censorship or angsty teenager writing can do to a novel.