Man i wish i had a willy

I hope i get reborn as a male in a world where gay men are everywhere, i hope i meet a man i can peg at my job i hope i can live with said coworker and bang like i can actually impregnate him, i hope we live together for 29 to 34 years and then commit double susucide, i hope i then get reborn again as a man in a fantasy world and when i am grown i do magic aducation and meet a male teacher there thhat i can bang secretly in a locked classroom, i hope when we go on a school trip we share a room as coworkers and secretly bang to the point his hips and inner thighs are sore the next morning, i will then wake up that morning before he does and serve him breakfast in bed while patting his head gently and giving him the princess treatment he deserves bro why tf am i a womanლ(´ڡ`ლ)