No because how your ass got wet, something isn't right

rlly late but apparently the ass does lowkey get wet when smth goes inside it bc when u shit it lubricates for the shit to come out and when smth goes inside it when it comes out its like a shit so it gets moist if i recall

I... I don't know... My ass doesn't do that

youve never looked in the toilet and seen the mucous surrounding your shit??

I mean, yes, but not wet in this context to be excited