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Or I am nekkid in the kitchen, covered in frosting and I love my cat more than you because your smile is stupid ...
Awww, drunk texting/phone calls are fun ...
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They need a breathalyzer so you can't drunk text people stuff like "I love you more than my cat" or " your smile makes me Stupid" or "I'm nekkid, and eating frosting in the kitchen"