Responses
what. uh the first one ?
yo get the gun for me son
im more impressed that you thought of this
Uh is our sanity still intact? Are you doing good?
The first one ofc
Would you rather every time you are in pain, both physical or mental pain, the only thing that will cure it is sucking continuously on your fathers knees. (e.g you get a headache = 20mins of continuous sucking otherwise the timer resets)
OR
Everytime you sneeze or yawn you just start intensely lactating and discharging fecal matter whilst a green odour + aura just emerges from you and lasts for like 20 mins. if you were to sneeze/yawn again the effects would both be amplified and extended.