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Things in BL that makes me go “huh”

Bloody mary January 2, 2026 2:26 am

-When someone grabs a ding dong, 90% chance it is already hard. Seme always walk with a hard on, no matter the place, day, or fatigue, they are always ready
-semes have a hard-on the size of a horse, it goes from the an*s to the mouth without any biological problem for the uke
-bulge. Very absolutely anatomically normal
-Sometimes seme just have to thrust in to be good at sex. Because.
-when the author want to show that the uke has no sexual experience, the uke always give a bad blowjob. But somehow the seme manages to cum. Semes are such nice guys.
-“it’s so big, it will never fit!” All. The. Time.

Responses
    Canah UwU January 2, 2026 2:37 am

    I do feel like even in smut manhwa or Manga, sex scenes are very unrealistic, straight or not. Look how in smut manhwa where a guy has a big dick and the girl just moan loudly on how it felt so good because of his big ass dick but realistically it'll be painful as hell. So yes, even in BL manhwa it's rare to find authors who is good at making sex scenes

    Bloody mary January 2, 2026 2:41 am

    Yes you are roght, i wrote it from a bl perspective but that can apply to straight smut too. I know that there is an unrealistic part, bit sometimes it is so unrealistic and cliche that it is midly annoying

    Delyn January 2, 2026 2:58 am

    Suspending your belief when reading BL is pretty par for the course at this point, but something that always snaps me out of the experience is the utter lack of preparation before performing anal.
    Half the time there just isn’t even any lube??? Ouch????

    Bloody mary January 2, 2026 3:01 am
    Suspending your belief when reading BL is pretty par for the course at this point, but something that always snaps me out of the experience is the utter lack of preparation before performing anal. Half the time... Delyn

    Lol i forgot that part, sometimes it is already dripping lol

    CONSTELLATION RETIRED FUJO January 2, 2026 3:17 am
    Suspending your belief when reading BL is pretty par for the course at this point, but something that always snaps me out of the experience is the utter lack of preparation before performing anal. Half the time... Delyn

    They usually drip intestinal fluid instead

    Nobody January 2, 2026 3:46 am

    They’re always complaining about how much their backs hurt after the fact, yet immediately after they’re walking or doing some other physical activity like it’s nothing.
    Like how?

    I’ve thrown out my back and am pretty useless for a few days and in general sometimes get lower back pain that makes moving around annoying, so I’ve always wondered how these characters are like “im dying” then next scene they’re going about their daily lives like nothing hurts.

    Bloody mary January 2, 2026 3:47 am
    Suspending your belief when reading BL is pretty par for the course at this point, but something that always snaps me out of the experience is the utter lack of preparation before performing anal. Half the time... Delyn

    “Suspending your belief” that is a very smart take. Ive read a lot of manwhuas out of boredom these least couple of days, and at some point, since they were very similar i think that i could not not notice the same tropes and that bugged me. But yes, i should take it more like that

    Bloody mary January 2, 2026 3:48 am
    They’re always complaining about how much their backs hurt after the fact, yet immediately after they’re walking or doing some other physical activity like it’s nothing.Like how?I’ve thrown out my back ... Nobody

    Lol yeah there is this part, doing top level gymnastics and forget about it the next minute