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I liked it but... every word that comes out of the alphas mouth is some uncle joke about h...

musclesforbuts January 17, 2026 12:56 am

I liked it but... every word that comes out of the alphas mouth is some uncle joke about his dick. ┑( ̄Д  ̄)┍ I feel like I'm looking at the R18 gangster version of Michael Scott from the office. Does this man have a single thought about anything that isn't his dick?

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    Bleh January 21, 2026 5:27 am

    Real when he asked the omega if he would play his dick like a harmonica I almost died