If I was merry this is how it would go: Me: Customer service how may I help you? Person: ...

If I was merry this is how it would go:
Me: Customer service how may I help you?

Person: A bat man is attacking me!

Me: A what?

Person: A bat person

Me: A bat person?

Person: Yes

Me: Ha no shit *click*

Person: Hello? (⊙…⊙ )?