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call me peak master February 14, 2026 9:29 pm

i love bl but im so tired of these dick sizes man clicked on the 2nd panel out of morbid curiosity and the first thing i see is sum mr hands typa dick. that thing is so fucking big it’s got its own gravitational force field. it’s longer than his own gawdamn HUMERUS. if he tried to put that barbecue pig up my ass I’d call the cops on him for attempted murder

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    lla696308 February 17, 2026 2:50 am

    Thank you for the warning. It’s time for me to log off and go touch some grass..metaphorically of course.. I’m just gonna go to bed anddd try finding some decent shit to read in the morning