Wish I could take credit for the genius part but Google did the slang search. There are quite a lot of them out there. http://onlineslangdictionary.com/thesaurus/words+meaning+penis.html
Failed on the first attempt!
That Google, always stealing our glory...! *shakes my fist at the Google logo*
I keep saying Feis Fresh Fruit ... hmmmm - eggplant? https://www.google.ca/search?q=phallic+fruit&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiryLXCvYfWAhWB34MKHYguDGkQsAQIJQ&biw=1333&bih=622#imgrc=hQZ8eRkxw_UiuM:
Now that's some fresh fruit!
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