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My life...

YumiKamel August 31, 2017 3:27 am

*In hospital* Wtf... How'd I get here?
Nurse: You're mom brought... She was laughing when she did though
Me: Huh... Hey is my phone here?
Nurse: Oh yes *hands over phone* your mom told me to give it to you when you awoke
Me: ありがとう! (Arigatō - Thank you!)
Nurse: Uh... I'll be back in 10 minutes
Me: Kay!
Nurse: *leaves room*
*ten minutes later*
Nurse: Im back ho- OMG!! GET A DOCTOR!!!
Me: *massive nosebleed and laughing* Massive... Racks... *famous last words*

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