Man. I’m actually still sitting here buffering like my brain hasn’t caught up yet
Because yes, I KNEW about Dan’s little fantasy. I KNEW about the sexual tension with Jk. We’ve been aware. We’ve BEEN aware.
But BRO?????
He really said “opportunity detected” and did NOT hesitate. No second thoughts. Rode that man like it was a life mission until Jk was bleeding and squirting and I’m just here like… okay. Sure. This is the timeline we’re in now.
I love life. I love being alive. What a beautiful day to have eyes.
Man. I’m actually still sitting here buffering like my brain hasn’t caught up yet
Because yes, I KNEW about Dan’s little fantasy. I KNEW about the sexual tension with Jk. We’ve been aware. We’ve BEEN aware.
But BRO?????
He really said “opportunity detected” and did NOT hesitate. No second thoughts. Rode that man like it was a life mission until Jk was bleeding and squirting and I’m just here like… okay. Sure. This is the timeline we’re in now.
I love life. I love being alive. What a beautiful day to have eyes.