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This was a fun read but am I the only one who feels like counting down the days until your...

Somethingsomething19 March 11, 2026 4:41 am

This was a fun read but am I the only one who feels like counting down the days until your partner is legal (or arbitrarily old enough in this case), crossing them out on your calendar and setting a reminder for midnight on their birthday is way weirder than just having sex? Especially since they've already had sex and are doing everything else. He was what 4 or 5 months away from being twenty? Just fuck dudes

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