Oh man I totally have little programming skills. A big part of my comment was removed, and it was a 3-item list of reasons—mainly mentioning that Nathaniel is so pretty and I, in Chris's stead, would be willing to create a possibility where we can have babies
Anyway, I hope that Noah guy or someone 10x more handsome than Allen shows up and takes care of the only prettiest omega ever.

if I were Chris, I'd probably go the omega x omega route to avoid the death route