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i need some good methods/things to help me poop like genuinly i cant its been hard but it ...

stinkysocks April 1, 2026 4:25 pm

i need some good methods/things to help me poop like genuinly i cant its been hard but it wont come out help me

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    Eva April 1, 2026 4:41 pm

    I suffered from constipation when I was younger but solved it with an abitual morning routine that personally worked for me (it might seem a bit much but maybe you could try it for a week to see if it does something for you as well).
    Apart from the obvious suggestions like eat more fruits and vegetables during the day: I wake up and IMMEDIATELY, on an empty stomach, I drink a warm tea with the juice of half a lemon (+ honey to make it sweeter), that stimulates the digestive system, AND also eat an apple. The earlier the better. Then I normally have breakfast, take a shower and everything and THEN I go to the bathroom. It should come naturally as you move around. Yes I wake up pretty early to do all this, at least 2 hours before I go out, but this way I can poop early and feel good for the rest of the day. I've done this every day for the last like, 15 years? and I've never had that problem again (at least not to the point that I don't go for more than 2 days)

    Isemoir April 1, 2026 5:02 pm

    Eat more fibre. Chia seeds soaked in water helps

    Jaxx April 1, 2026 5:02 pm

    Masterbate using anal....
    Eat banana.
    Drink water thats ur life line.

    maki April 1, 2026 5:08 pm
    Masterbate using anal....Eat banana.Drink water thats ur life line. Jaxx

    im crine

    maki April 1, 2026 5:11 pm

    drink probiotics in an empty stomach every morning, you can drink it at least twice a day.

    Pluto April 1, 2026 5:18 pm
    Masterbate using anal....Eat banana.Drink water thats ur life line. Jaxx

    Dude

    Jaxx April 1, 2026 6:55 pm
    Dude Pluto

    It helps loosen the the anus okay-

    Pluto April 2, 2026 4:55 am
    It helps loosen the the anus okay- Jaxx

    How do you know that

    being a human being sucks April 2, 2026 4:59 am
    How do you know that Pluto

    duhh ofcourse he (we) did it ( ̄へ ̄)

    Pluto April 2, 2026 5:02 am
    duhh ofcourse he (we) did it ( ̄へ ̄) being a human being sucks

    WE???????????

    Jaxx April 2, 2026 12:54 pm
    How do you know that Pluto

    Σ(  ̄□ ̄||) yk yk ahem yk lmao okay fine i did it

    Jaxx April 2, 2026 12:55 pm
    duhh ofcourse he (we) did it ( ̄へ ̄) being a human being sucks

    Σ(っ°Д °;)っ