AYO- yeah, buddy last word's were "I'm going to-" (nerd alarm: also, spermatozoids can also go through the stream even before ejaculation, it does not necessarily need the climax to happen for that. Moreover, after a body is slaughtered or no oxygen is inhaled, it starts to "open itself" meaning all the sphincters that have smooth muscle relax (as smooth muscle is unconsciously contracted/closed like ex: bladder- internal urethal sphincter, anal sphincter, stomach's pylorus or cardia- as one unconsciously opens and closes such places unless a biological trigger happens - ex: wanting to pee or defecate; therefore, unknown's death might have opened his spongy urethra as he succumbed to death so indeed, sperm was unconsciously blasted -nerd out).
you made me remember of a story my unhinged friend told us in group chat. he was in med school as a fresher back then. very disturbing story tho to someone who hasn't studied anatomy. our sociology friend was traumatised but the rest of us could handle it bc we were nerds and freaks from the beginning lmao

So… do we think pinkie pie has a bussy full of dead man’s nut