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Baby, nobody's dick looks like that unless they have a condition, and for the men that do is very few and usually never quite so dark a shade. The issue is that *everybody's* dicks look like that here, save the peachy bottom boy.
White guy dicks tend to be redish, red-adjacent, or a lighter brown, not straight up dark brown

If said brown dicks were attached to brown people, it would make sense, but why is that pasty white man lugging around a dick that looks like he stole it from somebody and grafted it onto himself.
Also, AAAAAALL the budget went to little Peach Twink