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Why is everyone's dicks brown

TwinkLoverExtraordinaire April 18, 2026 1:24 pm

If said brown dicks were attached to brown people, it would make sense, but why is that pasty white man lugging around a dick that looks like he stole it from somebody and grafted it onto himself.

Also, AAAAAALL the budget went to little Peach Twink

Responses
    Rots April 29, 2026 3:14 am

    Uh
    You clearly lack real human knowledge, is very common for the genital of many men to have darker pigmentation.

    TwinkLoverExtraordinaire April 29, 2026 4:31 am
    UhYou clearly lack real human knowledge, is very common for the genital of many men to have darker pigmentation. Rots

    Baby, nobody's dick looks like that unless they have a condition, and for the men that do is very few and usually never quite so dark a shade. The issue is that *everybody's* dicks look like that here, save the peachy bottom boy.

    White guy dicks tend to be redish, red-adjacent, or a lighter brown, not straight up dark brown