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Dan just got stabbed and the first thing he says is sorry we can’t crack tonight

owojackichan April 23, 2026 11:14 pm

Dan just got stabbed and the first thing he says is sorry we can’t crack tonight

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    HanMarusbabydaddy April 23, 2026 11:18 pm

    I laughed so hard when he said that cause babes that’s not important right now. You want that to possibly be your last words? Crazy work

    Awkward Froggy 2 April 23, 2026 11:19 pm

    Right?? Like, "Sorry, i don't think we'll be able to fuck tonight like this", brother get your priorities straight

    Goofiest line I've read today

    nosibayasi April 23, 2026 11:30 pm

    LMAO

    Kimmy April 24, 2026 12:58 am
    Right?? Like, "Sorry, i don't think we'll be able to fuck tonight like this", brother get your priorities straight Goofiest line I've read today Awkward Froggy 2

    In my opinion it makes sense. Knowing Joo has such intense anger issues, he’d probably be pissed off at the timing—like, 'Of all the days to get stabbed, you chose today?' or like ' didn't we teach you how to fight? why didn't you defend yourself?' You get me? Plus, we can see Dan is still terrified of him, which is likely why he chose those words.

    Awkward Froggy 2 April 24, 2026 1:52 am
    In my opinion it makes sense. Knowing Joo has such intense anger issues, he’d probably be pissed off at the timing—like, 'Of all the days to get stabbed, you chose today?' or like ' didn't we teach you how ... Kimmy

    On the one hand, I get it, Dan is always worried about others before himself (even to the detriment of his health and mental state). On the other, it killed any tension for me took me right out of the story for a bit lmao