here are all my thoughts lolz
- [ ] chapter 1
- help why are they talking about this in front of the little kids AND the mom
- …the problem is the size of his dick? this cannot be real
- HOW BIG IS IT???
- wait did they do that in the middle of gym class?? no one else was sneaking a peak at his d?
- “i wanna protect haruta’s ass!!” this cannot be real
- oh ok so everyone knows they’re in a relationship
- damn what an ass. how crazy would it be if the buff one is the one that gets railed haha haha… crazyyyy right (pls pls pls pls)
- idk if the author intended it but the pacing is so funny the scene cutting to his jerking off im cryjnggg it was so sudden
- oh so his friend can see his big d but j can’t, jerking off the invisible wall atp
- [ ] chapter 2
- oh my god bruh just give it to him he’s a size queen
- honestly go mc for not being insecure and just loving the way his boyfriend looks
- the man-eating shark costume is so cute omg
- why is he still in his wolf ears but his friend is not in his shark costume? i wanna see more of that
- period haruta show off that that’s your man
- they’re so cute
- [ ] chapter 3
- “i want to be an nba player when i grow up” ummm haruta listen man im sorry to tell you this but i don’t think you can reach the hoop even if you jump off someone’s shoulders
- oh. wait haruta i was joking wtf give him his spot
- this is giving me vibes that haruta is gonna top and the other guy is gonna get railed (pls pls pls pls pls pls)
- poor haruta man
- [ ] chapter 4
- wtf just happened? is his arm broken???
- wtf wtf wtf so they BOTH had their dreams fall in front of them?? this is so fucked up wtf
- oh it wasn’t permanent that’s still fucked tho
- ppl are saying the art got worse later on but i think it got better?? haruta is still cute, his hair is just more detailed lol
- YES HARUTA KEEP ON PLAYING BASKETBALL
- wait i love haruta like a 100 times more now
- [ ] chapter 5
- good lord give what haruta what he wants already i don’t gaf if that d is too big
- im gonna be so real im past the phase of cringy. if haruta wants a couples drink, he’s getting a mfing couples drink
- okay period bisexual side character i vibe with you
- that’s right haruta you don’t have to be cute with these random npcs
- idk why or how i turned into haruta’s biggest fan
- crying when your d is too big, you gotta worry about going into a bath with the homies. like what are they worried about, them slobbering all over his dick?
- oh.
- HAHAHA THE GUY CHECKING ON HIMSELF
- I WAS TELLING YOU haruta knows and is a size queen, get with the program!!!
- oh fuck wtf this is actually depressing. everything was taken from him bc he’s tiny
- we only get a little bit BUT THATS HIS DICK??? dawg i think haruta can’t handle it even if he’s bigger
- im glad they didn’t go all the way bc that ass need a LOT of preparing for that horse d
- THEY CAN STILL HAVE SEX, JUST DONT DO PENETRATIVE SEX
- [ ] chapter 6
- ik i was rooting for buff man to be railed but i kinda need to see now how it’ll fit
- oh my god haruta
- see haruta knows that penetrative sex isnt the only way
- OH MY GOD HES ON THE SAME WAVELENGTH AS ME YES YES YES
- okay now idk if im rooting for buff man to be railed bc haruta deserves some good d just look at him. if haruta wants d then he’s getting it
- OH MY GKD THE SIZE OF HIS THIGH
- bro that is fucking huge that’s going way past his stomach
- i love them sm
- dawg you just finished calm down yall ain’t dying anytime soon
what a crazy rollercoaster i just went through with this story. anyway haruta stays thriving

i’m gonna read this just bc i find the title funny. idk the cover art and the title feels like a threat to me ctfu ill be back to see how i like the story