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I'm dead

swashbuckler May 7, 2026 10:51 am

He's got thick ass eyebrows like they're basically bangs omg my eyebrow razor is like shaking begging to be put to use, thin that shit out boi

Update I decided to read it because everyone's saying it's golden trash, and first thing Im noticing is she's from the South but she's pale, has light hair, no freckles, light eyes, and her hair is wavy??? How did she handle the heat and UV?? She should have skin cancer by now or severely damaged skin from consistent UV exposure. Do we need a biology class on how hair eye and skin color develop for different reasons same as hair texture?? Cmon now

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