reading this in the toilet so now im crying and taking a dump at the same time

The best feeling: hold your poo in for a bit, then wait until your emotions hit their cinematic climax. At that exact moment, release the poo. The *plop* hitting the water in perfect sync with your tears falling? Absolute art. I tried it while reading BWAT’s works and honestly… 11/10 experience. Spiritual awakening. Would schedule another session again.

will try this next time