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why can’t dick be this pretty irl

sky May 11, 2026 10:34 pm

why can’t dick be this pretty irl

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    Joo May 11, 2026 10:46 pm

    I said the same thing lmao

    Mother of Bl May 11, 2026 10:47 pm

    Because people be musty

    Arcticwx May 11, 2026 10:51 pm
    Because people be musty Mother of Bl

    LOL I read this comment thread to my husband and his face is horrific, not sure how he survives with a fujo for a wife that tells him all the BL tropes he has zero interest in

    Jabba the Cutie May 11, 2026 10:57 pm
    LOL I read this comment thread to my husband and his face is horrific, not sure how he survives with a fujo for a wife that tells him all the BL tropes he has zero interest in Arcticwx

    LOL at least he loves you enough to accept that. My husband just teased me to holy hell when he found out about the BL I read

    Mother of Bl May 11, 2026 10:59 pm
    LOL I read this comment thread to my husband and his face is horrific, not sure how he survives with a fujo for a wife that tells him all the BL tropes he has zero interest in Arcticwx

    Love this for you babes!! Now I hope my future husband falls from the sky who loves my fujo tendacies

    Mother of Bl May 11, 2026 11:00 pm
    LOL at least he loves you enough to accept that. My husband just teased me to holy hell when he found out about the BL I read Jabba the Cutie

    Thats still cute and romantic lol

    Arcticwx May 11, 2026 11:13 pm
    Love this for you babes!! Now I hope my future husband falls from the sky who loves my fujo tendacies Mother of Bl

    I didn’t say anything about him liking it LOL I remember him sitting in silence staring right through me as I ranted about omegaverse, he really knows too much I should just make him read one honestly

    Arcticwx May 11, 2026 11:13 pm
    Love this for you babes!! Now I hope my future husband falls from the sky who loves my fujo tendacies Mother of Bl

    Also wishing a man for you who you can rant at about BL! It’s pretty awesome.

    Arcticwx May 11, 2026 11:18 pm
    LOL at least he loves you enough to accept that. My husband just teased me to holy hell when he found out about the BL I read Jabba the Cutie

    Shout out to husbands of us fujos who read the smuttiest stories they could ever conceive with a straight face while they sleep at night. They truly are too pure for us lmao.

    Jabba the Cutie May 12, 2026 12:27 am
    Shout out to husbands of us fujos who read the smuttiest stories they could ever conceive with a straight face while they sleep at night. They truly are too pure for us lmao. Arcticwx

    Lmao hahaha agreed. While he sleeps peacefully, there’s an entire BL storm brewing on my phone

    Jabba the Cutie May 12, 2026 12:28 am
    Thats still cute and romantic lol Mother of Bl

    LOL I guess. I was reading and he stole my phone and ran off. Then he started to read what I was reading. He was just like “wtf are you reading”

    Joo May 12, 2026 2:33 am
    LOL at least he loves you enough to accept that. My husband just teased me to holy hell when he found out about the BL I read Jabba the Cutie

    My ex said he got ptsd after going thought my iPad. The way I have all my folders organized (Hot af semes, Hot af ukes, Hot af black flag, hot smut, cringy smut, funny anatomy) He said "tf is wrong with you?" lmao

    Arcticwx May 12, 2026 3:05 pm
    My ex said he got ptsd after going thought my iPad. The way I have all my folders organized (Hot af semes, Hot af ukes, Hot af black flag, hot smut, cringy smut, funny anatomy) He said "tf is wrong with you?" l... Joo

    Oh my god I wish I was as organized as you lmao

    Jabba the Cutie May 12, 2026 6:34 pm
    My ex said he got ptsd after going thought my iPad. The way I have all my folders organized (Hot af semes, Hot af ukes, Hot af black flag, hot smut, cringy smut, funny anatomy) He said "tf is wrong with you?" l... Joo

    ↑↑ I agree with the person above me lol. I wish I was as half as organized as you. I could never. I have to search through hundreds of titles just to find the one I was thinking of

    Mother of Bl May 13, 2026 7:19 pm
    LOL I guess. I was reading and he stole my phone and ran off. Then he started to read what I was reading. He was just like “wtf are you reading” Jabba the Cutie

    Looll love how you guys have that kind of relationship

    Arcticwx May 13, 2026 8:57 pm
    LOL I guess. I was reading and he stole my phone and ran off. Then he started to read what I was reading. He was just like “wtf are you reading” Jabba the Cutie

    I told my husband about this and he said he knows better than to risk that lol with his luck he’d end up with some extremely lewd content on display that he wouldn’t be able to unsee

    Jabba the Cutie May 14, 2026 1:09 am
    I told my husband about this and he said he knows better than to risk that lol with his luck he’d end up with some extremely lewd content on display that he wouldn’t be able to unsee Arcticwx

    Lmao omg. This was years ago. At the time, I think I was reading a manga that was omegaverse (when the concept was still pretty new). They were all pretty weird then LOL so I’m pretty sure I traumatized him