it had been a fun 3 years *sobs

i hope your phone charger works perfectly at any angle. i hope your favorite show gets a beautiful finale that makes you smile. i hope your pillow is always cool and comfortable on both sides. i hope everyone in front of you walks with purpose and makes space for you. i hope your favorite pen never runs out of ink, especially during important moments. i hope every soda you drink is fresh and perfectly fizzy. i hope the inside of your cheek never gets bitten again. i hope your socks are always warm and dry. i hope every itch disappears instantly. i hope your ice cream melts slowly so you can enjoy every bite. i hope your shoelaces stay tied all day. i hope every time you sneeze, someone says “bless you” at the perfect moment. i hope your autocorrect always understands exactly what you mean. i hope your favorite song plays in your head and you remember every line. i hope your favorite mug stays whole and perfect forever. i hope your coffee never spills and tastes amazing. i hope your toast always lands butter side up. i hope you fall asleep peacefully without any notifications. i hope you always remember exactly why you walked into a room. i hope every drive-thru moves quickly and smoothly. i hope every vending machine gives you exactly what you want. i hope every hoodie you wear has perfectly even strings. i hope you always get a smooth, quiet shopping cart. i hope your shampoo bottle is always just full enough. i hope your battery always lasts long enough to save everything important. i hope you always press the skip ad button perfectly. i hope your popcorn comes out perfectly popped every time. i hope your netflix never buffers during the best parts. i hope your nights are peaceful and quiet. i hope your earbuds stay neatly untangled. i hope your feet never hit the corner of furniture again. i hope your packages always arrive exactly when you need them. i hope your pizza is always perfectly cooked. i hope every pair of pants you own stays strong and hole-free. i hope your toast pops up warm and perfect right on time.

YESSS LOL

REAL