Remind me again why we're supposed to settle for real men?

It's all that's left sadly (￣ε(#￣)Σ

Nah! I'm gonna stick with fictional men and live in a fantasy like world. Fck real men! But I don't mind being fcked by a real man though. But I still prefer fictional men over a real one any day of the week... ┑(￣Д ￣)┍

My sister in Christ there are automatic toys that will do the job just as well

I haven't found the right toy yet, just isn't the same...