never in my 29 years have i had the blessing to gaze upon such mystifying and wonderous panels, nor have i ever thought i was worthy of doing so. this chapter.... wow... this chapter was truly a turning point in this journey we call life.
immediately after being bestowed this gift of chapter 37 i was overcome with an overwhelming sickness that i could only equate to a fever and nausea. as i consulted my wife about this occurence, she took me to the hospital only for the doctor to say i was pregnant.
naturally, i thought my wife's strap was magic.
however, my wife was angered. she believed i had cheated on her with a man who could somehow impregate other men. when i told her i thought she was reading too many omegaverse fanfics on ao3, she backhanded me across my.... backside.
now she wants a divorce and is probably going to take the kids since i'm sort of a deadbeat. when i pass away, i will probably rot alone, maggots percolating green flesh, and the world shall obsolve me as though i never pressed the tips of my calloused fingers to benevolent grass like any other human.
at least i am certain i lived life, rather than standing idly and simply surviving.
thank you chapter 37 for ruining my life and getting me pregnant somehow... at the end of the day you're the only one who remained beside me.
i am flabbergasted.
never in my 29 years have i had the blessing to gaze upon such mystifying and wonderous panels, nor have i ever thought i was worthy of doing so. this chapter.... wow... this chapter was truly a turning point in this journey we call life.
immediately after being bestowed this gift of chapter 37 i was overcome with an overwhelming sickness that i could only equate to a fever and nausea. as i consulted my wife about this occurence, she took me to the hospital only for the doctor to say i was pregnant.
naturally, i thought my wife's strap was magic.
however, my wife was angered. she believed i had cheated on her with a man who could somehow impregate other men. when i told her i thought she was reading too many omegaverse fanfics on ao3, she backhanded me across my.... backside.
now she wants a divorce and is probably going to take the kids since i'm sort of a deadbeat. when i pass away, i will probably rot alone, maggots percolating green flesh, and the world shall obsolve me as though i never pressed the tips of my calloused fingers to benevolent grass like any other human.
at least i am certain i lived life, rather than standing idly and simply surviving.
thank you chapter 37 for ruining my life and getting me pregnant somehow... at the end of the day you're the only one who remained beside me.