WAIT IM NOT DONE ACTUALLY the seme also thought he could just bust into the ukes house and make out with him after no contact for 4 years under those circumstances. if i pretend he really was drunk, he then proceeds to act like nothing happened between them in 4 years like a total creep. dodging questions about the marriage, acting like no time passed, not even explaining any part of that time and not saying something about getting married or why and instead of confessing during the trip, which he says is basically his whole goal and the only thing on his mind, he just attacks his face after drinking and tried to come for his ass after some light flirting during the day. ARE WE KIDDING. people keep saying this is cute but what is cute here
seme is so dumb. even if he thinks they are just friends “i’m sure my best friend who’s glued to my hip won’t mind if I get married to some woman i’ve never mentioned, without telling him anything about it, or inviting him to the wedding, or contacting him during that whole period plus honeymoon… wait why isn’t he picking up my calls??”. And then he goes on this trip wearing a ring like a wedding band, the uke comments on it, showing that he is interpreting it as his ring from his divorce, and just puts it on his finger and walks away. And then later he’s saying he got it made especially for him so he could confess while giving him the ring BUT HE DIDNT EVEN TRY. and that’s just ignoring the crazy consent issues the whole time “no” “stop” “get off me” “i don’t want this” “i’m tired” and his response every time is basically just “no. you’re squishy inside ;)” ????? and he might be drunk (still not an excuse) but i’m getting the impression that at most he is tipsy but wants the uke to think he’s drunk so he can take advantage of that. the uke is also not blameless since he seems to think anything he does is fine since the other one is drunk. like wtf. the story premise had so much potential too.