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To be human is to clench- cannon info right here

MrJustice June 16, 2026 7:51 am

He was so shocked he forgot to keep his sphincter clenched and turned back into a noodle.

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    Unknown June 16, 2026 8:49 am

    now how'd you even.know that?!?

    LoveMiki June 16, 2026 11:11 am

    As a human can confirm my butthole is clenched 24/7

    LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL June 16, 2026 3:02 pm
    As a human can confirm my butthole is clenched 24/7 LoveMiki

    I js tried to unclench mine after reading this lmao

    Anonymous June 16, 2026 4:09 pm
    I js tried to unclench mine after reading this lmao LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    Wait what? How?