I'd shove every kind of peanut up my cooch after hearing his peanut trauma and watch him give himself a peanut allergy like "damn how'd that get in there..." make him wear peanut flavored condoms, serve him food and hide peanuts inside to traumatize him and add crushed peanuts in his drink.
I'd shove every kind of peanut up my cooch after hearing his peanut trauma and watch him give himself a peanut allergy like "damn how'd that get in there..." make him wear peanut flavored condoms, serve him food and hide peanuts inside to traumatize him and add crushed peanuts in his drink.