nigga are you serious
Im just as shocked as you are...
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Fuck i accidentally liked the comment before i read the "i love bl r1pe"
Fuck you i hope you go to hell
. I hope your phone charger only works at one specific angle. I hope you step on something wet while wearing socks. I hope you bite your tongue while eating. I hope your sleeve falls into the sink while you wash your hands. I hope you forget why you walked into a room. I hope you stub your toe on every piece of furniture in your house. I hope your Wi-Fi disconnects right when you're about to win. I hope your alarm goes off on your day off. I hope you drop your phone directly onto your face. I hope you always pick the slowest checkout line. I hope every pen you use runs out of ink halfway through writing. I hope your shoelaces come undone at the worst possible moment. I hope you step in something you really wish you hadn't stepped in. I hope you get an itch in the one place you can't comfortably scratch. I hope your food is always just slightly too hot to eat but too cold to be worth waiting for. I hope every video you watch buffers at the best part. I hope you accidentally close the tab you needed and can't find it again. I hope your headphones get caught on every door handle you walk past. I hope you wake up five minutes before your alarm and can't fall back asleep. I hope every automatic door refuses to recognize you. I hope you wave back at someone who wasn't waving at you. I hope you confidently walk the wrong direction after someone gives you directions. I hope your socks slide down inside your shoes. I hope you forget the word you're looking for halfway through a sentence. I hope you open the fridge repeatedly expecting new food to magically appear. I hope you finally get comfortable in bed and realize you forgot to do something. I hope every zipper gets stuck when you're already late. I hope every spoon you grab is mysteriously dirty. I hope you get a popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth and can't find it. I hope you drop something small on the floor and it disappears into another dimension. I hope autocorrect betrays you at the worst possible moment. I hope your blanket is always slightly too short. I hope you hear a mysterious noise at night and spend twenty minutes wondering what it was. I hope you sneeze three times in a row and none of them are satisfying. I hope you spend ten minutes looking for something that's been in your hand the entire time. I hope every time you finally remember what you were going to say, the conversation has already moved on. May every minor inconvenience find you personally.
And also i forgot to say
Fuck you
IM FUCKING SOBBING WIEVN IS SO FUNNY
The author is definitely a masochist. She probably likes to be gaslighted or likes to gaslight because wtf this is peak gaslighting.
But it's okay cuz it's bl + rape so slay I love it tehe