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I do none of these things, that must be why.

Curse_of_Pearls June 25, 2026 2:22 pm

The only lessons I am learning from this as a virgin is that I should steal, stalk, blackmail, manipulate, molest, and sexually harass people online in order to get laid by a hot guy.

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    Tulsi pata June 26, 2026 10:25 am

    Please don't try that online...

    Curse_of_Pearls June 27, 2026 8:41 am
    Please don't try that online... Tulsi pata

    Oh shoot, sorry I forgot those were illegal. I better remember not to do those things before I go for my daily genocidal rampage through the city and baby killing seminar.

    BruvUrGay June 28, 2026 7:16 pm
    Oh shoot, sorry I forgot those were illegal. I better remember not to do those things before I go for my daily genocidal rampage through the city and baby killing seminar. Curse_of_Pearls

    HAAAA