who even like this shit........ wait it's me

Ikr. I can almost hear someone coming up to and saying “Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”
Do know, this is where I draw the line! I will not venture down to their children’s incest mess! Or so I say

Lord, I don't gamble, I don't do drugs, I don't lie or sin. But my Lord, I have this personal flaw. It is morbid curiosity. Please don't punish me my Lord for just being nosy and wondering how this clusterfuk of a novel will progress next.