If it's really all her bodily fluids, would her urine be citrine? Wouldn't that actually be the most efficient way to fund the empire since a person produces >800mL per day? That's a lot of gems. And would her cum be opal? Wouldn't the crown Prince make the country rich by being good in bed? This would be a crazy setting for a smut story. It must be so uncomfortable if her vaginal discharge is a jewel too. Like having rocks in your panties.
Anyways, I'm sure the term "bodily fluids" was more of a translation thing considering that her tears aren't diamonds or anything, but I'm cracking up considering this
If it's really all her bodily fluids, would her urine be citrine? Wouldn't that actually be the most efficient way to fund the empire since a person produces >800mL per day? That's a lot of gems. And would her cum be opal? Wouldn't the crown Prince make the country rich by being good in bed? This would be a crazy setting for a smut story. It must be so uncomfortable if her vaginal discharge is a jewel too. Like having rocks in your panties.
Anyways, I'm sure the term "bodily fluids" was more of a translation thing considering that her tears aren't diamonds or anything, but I'm cracking up considering this