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i had to check bcs of ur comment omfg its so funny
To the one comment that perished while I edited this, know that I respect you.
My stomach hurts... thank you for the comment
Why is his dick longer than an elephant's trunk, I can't do this anymore. Someone find these damned artists
His balls are as minuscule as my tits bro like I can't make this up with this long ass whippersnapper attached that reaches all the way up to his neck. Where is he hiding allat when it's not locked and ready to go, does he tuck it in his shoe? Sling it over his shoulder? Play rodeo with someone's cattle, swing it around like a lasso like a cowboy from the wild west?
He can wrap it up in circles and hoola hoop it, he can rescue someone from a cliff if he just throws it for them to hold onto, he can be rapunzel in that tower while his mother is climbing it to get there, he can compare sizes in the bathroom with the guy who's at the farthest stall away from him.