ayo, a lazy potato. Your species is on the verge of extinction hahahah
How dare you say that, y'all are sleeping on the impeccable taste of our species smh
brother, it is time... time to take our fate into our own peels and rip out the foul roots of oppression! No more laziness, no more confusion, let us rally our brethren, because now is the time for the potato uprising! We must let our leaves grow skyward and fight against these gayass koreans and show them what a superior potato really looks like, so we may live in peaceful laziness and confusion once more!
Aye, hark ye! Hark ye! My fellow tubers, let us gather our sprouts and unite together for we shall not fall behind these gayass koreans' artificial impostor!! For we are and always shall remain ORGANIC potatoes in the truest spirit!!
Aw man, they're breeding out a superior version of me?? This is racist and discriminatory I tell you. These gayass koreans have no business in playing eugenics here