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This mans penis is the reason i dont believe in religion.

Markusownsyouall July 17, 2026 12:36 pm

Someone please euthanise him for public safety and quality of life bc no living thing should have a penis so monstrous, so gigantic in length, girth and mass. No god of any religion that could or would ever exist would allow an anomaly like him to have ever been created, whether in the fictional world of junes noir or in ours as a fictional character in a manhwa.


Even the idea of his existence should be blasphemous solely because of the atrocity that we are supposed to believe is his phallus. Even the sentient blob from mr A's farm looked more enticing and natural than this.


Run baby run, save your soul for he is the devil, one worse than you could ever imagine, one that leaves lucifer shaking in his boots with piss all over the floor.

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    HornyforSylus July 17, 2026 4:35 pm

    I nearly passed out from laughing. You have a way with words, you should become a writer.