Reading this was somewhat infuriating especially the uke

Infuriating but I get his side, like a hot childhood friend with multiple rumors, sure he should've made sure if the guy was actually a playboy, but he's also one of his fuck buddies, if I was the uke, hearing all the rumors about him and women knowing I was one of the fuck buddies, I'd also assume stuffit's not easy to say as well "hey have U been sleeping with others besides me?" That's embarrassing as hellthen again I was screaming for one of them to fucking confess already knowing damn well I wouldn't confess if I was in their shoes

I think OP might have also been referring to the fact that this all started 'cause Riku lied first about who he actually likes.

This literally all started 'cause he couldn't come up with a more convincing cover-up than "yeah I like the twin you have an inferiority complex over" lol

Like, why can't these mfers ever say "oh, I was just checking to make sure the gym uniform actually got cleaned." They always assume the worst case scenario instead.

I get Ur point, but I just can't hate the Uke for saying that lol because everyone says bullshit when they're panicked getting caught, my brain says "fuh U couldn't have come up with another excuse?", but my stupid AHH would also fumble when I'm in the Uke's situation, if this was real life, I would've become an outcast and labeled a creep already, and my 1 and only important friend would've block me. I just can't stay infuriated for long because what am I supposed to also respond if I was the Uke in a tight spot like that

I mean, you're a human, not a fictional character lol

You forget that these are over-exaggerated scenarios played up for comedic or dramatic effect. In real life if someone caught you sniffing clothes they'd just think you were doing a smell check.

I've always done the cleaning for whoever I lived with and not once did they think I was being creepy for smelling clothes, soap, rooms I cleaned or even food.

I can tell that most of these readers are young 'cause ya'll respond or say ya'll would respond just like a cartoon character in these situations. Irl 90% of working adults don't give a shit lol even growing up as teens we didn't give a shit.

Yup that’s exactly what I meant!