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I ask as someone who’s asexual LMFAOOO

Cam July 26, 2026 9:43 am

Guys I have something to say, and stay with me here:

BUT WHY do all the fictional semes eat the butt so graciously, not asking, no prodding, just deep in there. But, god forbid you ask someone to give your thing a little swing, the whole room is in flames, the bed’s rocking underneath a lava flood, and the presumed other party is looking at you like you asked them to drown in a river? BRO GET IN THERE HELLOOOO?? AND THEN THE UKES ARE LIKE “no!! Don’t eat my ass!!” OHHH UR LOBSTER IS JUST SO BUTTERY AND DELICIOUS WHAT THE HELL

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