twenty-six, unemployed, and obsessed with a specific man... is this about me?

This had me sobbing from laughter lmao

Can i schedule a faggotology appointment ?

let me see... hm, i'm available next friday. btw, u interested in enrolling in the yaoi strengthening program?

Sure how long is the course period ?

until death do us part. after all, an ending would imply there's nothing left to learn and yaoi strengthening is a LIFELONG commitment.