I'm scared someone hold my ass

I volunteer as tribute

I second the tribute

Dude get your own ass, I was here first

NO. The ass wasn't labeled with your name, so you will be fine

guys don't fight, hold my cheeks together

i already am, idk abt them

OK now you’re just greedy, you can’t have BOTH cheeks at once

says the person that acted that the ass had their name on it （￣へ￣）

How about we compromise? Each has one hand on a single cheek… that’s the best I can do

i agree to that part. best solution possible

where do i grab a piece?

ouuu, you too late

Bro we just came to a solution you can’t just barge in like this…. Unless the op has three cheeks we can’t do nun

Hey, thanks for being reasonable

lmfao, i said the same thing. Yo sev, u got 3 cheeks?? cuz sum1 needs an extra

my balls are still available, you can hold the left one don't worry. No one is left behind.

But who’s holding the right one then??

Atm no one. Still scouting for someone with non-slip hands. The right one is shy, iit starts bouncing on its own the second you look at it and gets stage fright.

i'm happy to take both please and thank you

Oh, well that’s settled then. This was a productive conversation