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Would it be too terrible of a notion to wish that a hot burning sweltering rusted iron rod...

HopelessHoe August 3, 2026 9:25 pm

Would it be too terrible of a notion to wish that a hot burning sweltering rusted iron rod laden with the filth of orc waste be shoved up "uncle" Gerald's old soggy ass? SOMEONE KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING ABUSER BASTARD RIGHT NOW! I WILL HAVE HIM FUCKED BY WILD BEASTS! Ahem...I seem to have lost my composure there, but in all fairness, i do hope that my mistake is most assuredly forgiven by you genteel and most consummate Manhwa reading lords and ladies and gentlepersons, for I hope you all share the same contempt for him as well. AAAAGGHHH KILL THAT PATHETIC BITCHASS!

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    Oatmeal August 3, 2026 10:34 pm

    It is without a doubt that we share the same notion. For is it not wanting to lay waste to a man of such contempt as to treat such a belligerent fool of a man to THESE HANDS!

    But seriously, this is giving me a mental image of you having a mini self just screaming in caps in the background as you speak and lowercase. Gave me a good chuckle.

    HopelessHoe August 3, 2026 10:51 pm
    It is without a doubt that we share the same notion. For is it not wanting to lay waste to a man of such contempt as to treat such a belligerent fool of a man to THESE HANDS!But seriously, this is giving me a m... Oatmeal

    Nay, good sir, or indeed, good madam...to bestow upon that wretched creature the honourable appellation of man were to heap an intolerable affront upon all of mankind. THAT MOTHERFUCKER NEEDS TO BE KILLED....Ahem.. He is more aptly reckoned as a veritable fiend, a loathsome spectre of vice, an odious blight upon the fair countenance of creation, whose very presence offends both providence and commondecency. Were Lady Justice herself possessed of eyes, she would surely avert them rather than endure the miserable spectacle of his existence!!! CUZ THAT BITCH NEEDS TO BE SHOWN HIS PLACE.

    AS FOR THAT BITCHASS CREEPY OLDFART LECHEROUS CUNT EYEING MY BABY MS PENDLETON!!!!! That lecherous, decrepit confederate from that distant American shore...that shameless relic whose wandering gaze dares presume to alight upon my most noble, winsome, and saintly Miss Pendleton—why, the insolence of such audacity!!! That he should imagine himself fit even to behold so virtuous and radiant a lady is an offence against chivalry itself. LIKE BITCHHH WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT GODDAMN I.C.E.??? THEY SHOULD KILL THAT OLDFART RIGHT NOW! He finds himself most unworthy of the exalted grace of the incomparable Miss Pendleton.
    DADDY IAN PLEASE SAVE MY BABY MS PENDLETON!