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SoraChan August 5, 2026 10:35 pm

if someone can convince me they weren't on a date, I'll give you money (⊙…⊙ )


and I love how we all agree to that HOMOTRON 3000 (⌒▽⌒)
I mean, look at how touchy feely he was the whole chapterrrrr ( ̄∇ ̄")

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    VII August 5, 2026 10:59 pm

    The burden of proof lies with the claimant. Smiling, teasing, prolonged eye contact, exclusive meetings, and suspiciously date-coded dialogue are insufficient to establish the proposition ‘they were dating.’ At most, the evidence supports ‘strategic alliance formation with anomalous interpersonal variables. Objectively speaking, a date requires mutual intent to engage in a primarily social or romantic interaction. Their meeting’s explicit objective was strategic negotiation regarding dungeon-related interests. Any observed chemistry is an incidental byproduct of two highly competent individuals interacting under low-stakes environmental conditions. Correlation is not causation. (Counterpoint: your honor, they’re literally flirting. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ gimmmme money pllsss)