"Oi—you think that's funny, yeh? Getting a bit of a laugh? Big man tinks he's a comic, yeh? BIG PUSSY-O BRUV! What, you think I'm fookin' mental?! You callin' me a wanka, lik that fookin' Hee Jay—that fookin' bloody psycho, blud?! Here I am tryna be best mates an' you say some shit like that, bruv?!
Lemme see you pop up in da Ends dem, yeh, with tha mates—on sight for you, big man!
"Oi—you think that's funny, yeh? Getting a bit of a laugh? Big man tinks he's a comic, yeh? BIG PUSSY-O BRUV! What, you think I'm fookin' mental?! You callin' me a wanka, lik that fookin' Hee Jay—that fookin' bloody psycho, blud?! Here I am tryna be best mates an' you say some shit like that, bruv?!
Lemme see you pop up in da Ends dem, yeh, with tha mates—on sight for you, big man!
(How I do, Brits, did I nail it?)