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Driving in my car right after a beer

AlphaCenturi August 20, 2026 7:20 pm

Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck

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