"Him? Gay? Hah! That snivelling weasel must be certainly lying. And I shall expose his lie to the world to see. To do so, I'll lick his lips, taste his body, do *BEEP* to his *BEEP*, make sure he *BEEP* at least 5 times a day. If that still doesn't make him show his true colors, I WILL marry him and time will surely force his mask to slip!" - probably the Emperor
"Him? Gay? Hah! That snivelling weasel must be certainly lying. And I shall expose his lie to the world to see. To do so, I'll lick his lips, taste his body, do *BEEP* to his *BEEP*, make sure he *BEEP* at least 5 times a day. If that still doesn't make him show his true colors, I WILL marry him and time will surely force his mask to slip!" - probably the Emperor