Start praying
girl same
#needthatheavenlydick
It’s so sad he can’t have sex
Just imagine how good
I think bro likes being a cuck tho
do religious people think that god is watching them even while they're having sex
Psychotic ones yes, I’m sure some of them get off on it too
some girl i knew in 12th grade said she had a relationship with god used to make shit for him on valentines day too
Well, that's why he watches people have sex lol that's how he gets off...
Istg god created Adam and Eve cuz he wanted to see it
What if I wished to have sex with him? He said he grants all wishes? But he can’t have sex?
Oh? Having a yume ship with god is next level dedication ngl
I wanna get god pregnant