Oh no, man, pls! Go get your ass into one of those ridiculously expensive luxury wellness ...

Oh no, man, pls! Go get your ass into one of those ridiculously expensive luxury wellness retreats rich people go to, with the spa, therapy, meditation, the whole damn package. Get your mental health together FIRST. Cos now what? you're gonna fall for the teacher, then for the teacher's sister too?? Like bro, we're really about to go through this whole cycle of emotional neediness again while your poor son suffers for absolutely no reason.
Is he actually gonna let the teacher "heal" him without falling madly in love with her? Because knowing his brother, there's no way he's gonna let that happen.