Who wants to have beef I'm bored af

I'm on a diet, ask again tomorrow.

I'll have some if it's grass-fed

I am physically ill misanthropical I am experiencing withdrawal symptoms and i need your alpha dick in me to distract myself

I don't believe in veganism i think animals should die for my entertainment

Why don't you have a rendezvous with that omega hussy you cheated on me with instead, you bitch.

I am a slut and i love cheating it's not my fault. But you're my only love

Well, you're not mine.

I'm killing us both

Holy shit
Toxic omegaverse ? Yuri ?

And they say romance is dead, I'm wet.

Yes. Yandere alpha x yandere omega NTR toxic yuri.

Well feed me more
I'm a single bum, and this is entertaining

How could you say that...are humans not also animals...? I love animals...that's why every day I take my humans for a walk and give them treats before locking them back in their cage it's so cute when they claw at the cell bars for my attention

At least you treat them well?

The best pss pss psss (holding out a potato chip) come here little guy (hiding a collar behind my back)

First, I'm a girl. And second! I wouldn't fall for that!
,...
Again... *Already collared by my future wife*

And she had a better lure... so

'Little guy' is gender-neutral, dw. And I'll lure ur future wife too and keep you both in the same enclosure, maintaining your enrichment

I don't believe my future wife would fall for that trap... She's aware of all the luring tricks I would know

Damn... It's okay, buddy. You'll get 'er next time. Maybe try offering two potato chips. Or three, even. That trick always works for me 100% of the time almost every time