Bro, If I died by following someone that is so OBVIOUSLY suspicious

I was just saying how cheesy he was. The only reason I’d get killed is bc I was laughing too hard and couldn’t run or defend myself properly, from being bent over, older my stomach, from laughing entirely too hard. Actually, that’s how I’d probably die—not from him killing me, but from me laughing at his cheesy ass.

I’m legit wondering what the Author was smoking writing Chapter 7.

TELL ME ABOUT ITTTTT

and the way big ass forehead can be like a perfect canvas for a portrait. Not to mention the bangs, like whats with that wide gap? Parting of the red sea type ahhh